I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
