She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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