Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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