ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
