I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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