I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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