you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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