how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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