Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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