Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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