Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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