Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
