***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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