Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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