My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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