Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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