look no pants
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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