She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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