I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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