I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
And my parents said I crawled through the house
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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