This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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