I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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