My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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