**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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