You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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