Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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