we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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