i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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