My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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