i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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