So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You pole danced in your parka.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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