Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
there is puke in my bra ... again
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