Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
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He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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