you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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