I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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