her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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