wake up i wanna do it froggy style
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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