I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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