so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I could fuck to npr.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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