Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
