You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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