What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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