Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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