marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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