your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Are my feet made of real feet?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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