i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Drunk is a universal language darling
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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