i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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