Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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