you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
