god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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