he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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