So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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