Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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