I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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